5 Worst Pickup Lines I’ve Heard For Real

Finally, I’m well and doc gave me my med cert. Tomorrow, I work again. Yey! Meanwhile, here are the top five worst pickup lines from guys that I have heard in the last 5 years of my life. Enjoy !(?)!

5. Pag wala ka ng boyfriend, ako na yung nasa unahan ng pila para manligaw sayo.

Gumaganon ka? May karma ang nag-aabang ng kamalasan ng iba. Hindi mo ba alam? Hay naku ka, tamaan ka ng kidlat sa pinaggagagawa mo.

4. You will not be able to meet anyone who is as fly as me…I’m one of a kind.

Arrogant much? Hahahaha. I don’t mind not meeting anyone like you for the rest of my life.

Fly ka kamo? Fly away from my life, you freak. Hahaha. (By the way, two guys said this. Ugh.)

3. *points to girl* Sya yung number 14 ko. Ikaw yung 16 ko.

Wow award? *sobs* Thank you! Thank you so much for this “PRIVILEGE”, you schmuck. haha.

2. Kung wala lang akong asawa, I’d go for you.

Go for me? GO AWAY. Che! hahaha. Kinasal ka na’t lahat, humihirit ka pa! Kawawa naman yung asawa mo. 🙁

1. I’m sure, pinagdasal ko ito! Ikaw ang pinadala ng Diyos sa akin at tayo ay para sa isa’t isa.

Ayan, sa kakaganyan mo, nag-“I see the Lord” na ang ating relasyon.

Sumalangit nawa ang kaluluwa ng namatay nating pag-ibig.

 

Those are the five worst and the five LAST pickup lines I’ll be taking.

I’ve had enough of these, please. Thank you.